I plan on ordering this lovely modernista dress from EdenFantasys before next month’s Vegas trip. I just hope it doesn’t show things I don’t want shown, like an accidental nipple slip. But that shouldn’t happen because I’ll be smart and wear a black bra underneath. I just hope it doesn’t look too tacky, but I guess we’ll decide once it’s here and on thee bod.
The bright chrome zipper on the back seems a little weird. Why couldn’t they go with black to not make it stand out so much or put it underneath the material? Seems like too much of an attention grabber and I can just picture some drunk guy coming up behind me and trying to unzip my butt while on the strip.
What will I do then?
First, I’ll back kick him with my heel straight to the balls then I’ll run and hide in a urine stained bush and try to adjust myself gracefully. I can just picture it now. Only it probably won’t be graceful because I’ll be intoxicated myself and probably fall and land in the shit.
I love the black crush dress as well, but it’s a little too open for me. I don’t have the bod to pull off the back of it quite yet, so I guess I’ll have to save that for when I lose about 20 more pounds. Damn you back fat, and always cramping my style!