Ants Thinking They Can Move In Without Paying Rent

We have never had a problem with ants before until now, which is quite odd because nothing has changed. Not sure what the deal is, but they decided to invade our home and make it their own Scott free. The hell is this shit?

I’ve been trying to make sure I have food put up after dinner and dishes rinsed off so they don’t go on a feeding frenzy while I’m asleep.ย  I’ve gotten out the bleach and insta-killed the ones in sight with one hit, but a week later, they’re back with a vengeance! I think I found the queen bitch last night hiding in my cupboard under a bag of sugar with her posse of boy toys. And you bet your sweet ass she got one-shotted too. She was trying to book it under the noodles, but she just wasn’t quick enough for my trigger finger. I’ve had a lot of practice killing zombies in left 4 dead, so she was no match for me.

My sister mentioned that she recently had an issue with the same damn pharaoh (sugar) ants. They even tried to devour breast milk that got spilled out of the bottle on her night stand. Those little dicks will eat anything apparently. So, that’s why I decided to buy this Dupont Advion Ant Bait Gel off of Amazon that my sister recommended since she hasn’t had issues after spreading it out in their travel spots.

I really hope this stuff works because they’re really starting to piss me off. If it doesn’t, maybe I’ll just have to get a flamethrower and go all pyro on their asses. Don’t think that will go over well with the house insurance though…ants in houseYes, that is my fantastic art drawing above… awesome isn’t it? Don’t steal it! ๐Ÿ˜›

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